WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW
shimmy and i are excitedly poking at more of a dragon age/skyrim crossover so
here’s a wip of dragonborn nord hawke and his feisty college mage husband ffhfldknb;dlkfj
the bards in the bards college sing of sparklefingers and the dragonborn; it’s a popular ballad in all the warmest taprooms and inns.
when hawke gives anders the amulet of mara, anders says, ‘you…do know what this is, don’t you? it’s not some sort of mistake? you didn’t find it in a pile of draugr remains and think of me? you didn’t slaughter a mudcrab and pull it out of the shell and say to yourself, why not, anders could do with a necklace to match his earrings, so i might as well give him this one?’ and then, because anders won’t be quiet otherwise, hawke really has to kiss him.
it still doesn’t mean anders is going to carry all of hawke’s eidar cheese wheels. those cheese wheels are heavy, and the horse meat smells, and why does hawke have so many mammoth cheese bowls, and what are all these different swords doing in their bed with some sort of skull? ‘not a prediction of my future, i hope,’ anders says, and hawke sweeps them all off onto the floor for the housecarl to take care of later. (or not, because all she does is sit by the hearth and say things when he’s forgotten she’s even there.)
# crossover I never knew I needed # I may be having a skyrim problem now # (again) # (ugh)
i like imagining that the reason zev won’t be in inquisition is that he’s on vacation with the warden in antiva and is trying desperately to keep every source of “tear in the veil”-related news away from them
like tackling people who are about to talk about the situation in orlais or randomly punching couriers
literally having to use every assassin skill he’s ever learned to keep the warden from having to save the world again
i’m so happy that my da:i romance dream is a reality ;w;
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Long live Bottle Princess.
(requested by sibylla-surana. Thanks for the idea, it was fun to draw my favorite cousin U u U )
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom